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By Spike Milligan

Spike Milligan's mythical warfare memoirs are a hilarious and subversive first-hand account of the second one global battle, in addition to a desirable portrait of the early life of this towering comedian genius, most famed as author and superstar of The Goon express. they've got offered over 4.5 million copies given that they first appeared.

'The so much irreverent, hilarious publication in regards to the struggle that i've got ever learn' Sunday Express

'Brilliant verbal pyrotechnics, throwaway traces and brilliant anecdotes' Daily Mail

'Desperately humorous, shiny, vulgar' Sunday Times

'Keep conversing, Milligan. i feel i will be able to get you out on psychological Grounds.' 'That's how I received in, sir.' 'Didn't we all.'

The moment quantity of Spike Milligan's mythical reminiscences of existence as a gunner in global struggle sees our hero into conflict in North Africa - finally. First, there's very important education to be performed: large classes of loitering ('We were status via autos for an hour and not anything had occurred, however it occurred frequently'), mental toughening ('If a guy dies should you dangle him, retain striking him until eventually he will get used to it') and dwelling dangerously ('no underwear!'). finally the conflict for Tunis is upon them...

'That totally excellent manner of taking a look at issues another way. an outstanding guy' Stephen Fry

'Milligan is the nice God to we all' John Cleese

'The Godfather of other Comedy' Eddie Izzard

'Manifestly a genius, a comic book surrealist genius and had no equivalent' Terry Wogan

'A absolutely unique comedy author' Michael Palin

'Close in stature to Lewis Carroll and Edward Lear in his command of the profound paintings of nonsense' Guardian

Spike Milligan was once one of many maximum and such a lot influential comedians of the 20 th century. Born in India in 1918, he served within the Royal Artillery in the course of WWII in North Africa and Italy. on the finish of the struggle, he cast a occupation as a jazz musician, sketch-show author and performer, earlier than becoming a member of forces with Peter dealers and Harry Secombe to shape the mythical Goon convey. till his demise in 2002, he had luck as on level and monitor and because the writer of over 80 books of fiction, memoir, poetry, performs, cartoons and kid's stories.

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